Vampire Cat T-Shirt – Funny Goth Cat Lover Gift
Vampire Cat T-Shirt – Funny Goth Cat Lover Gift
Fit: Unisex, true to size with a classic straight cut. Size up one for an oversized look.
Exact measurements for this item are listed in the description below. Questions? support@grimwaveclub.com
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Some cats bring you dead mice. This one brings the whole arm — and calls it protein. If your sense of humor runs dark and your cat runs the house, this one was printed for you.
- The design: A scowling vampire cat with a bat-wing collar, fangs buried in a severed hand, dripping gothic lettering that reads "Nah, It Just Protein" — printed in crisp white across the front.
- The blank: Classic unisex tee with a crew neck, short sleeves and a relaxed everyday fit that works on just about anyone.
- The print: Direct-to-garment (DTG) printing lays the ink right into the fabric for sharp linework and solid contrast that holds up to repeat wear.
- Easy care: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry, and skip the iron directly on the print.
- Wear it anywhere: Black tee, white ink — an easy pairing with jeans, cargos, or layered under a jacket.
Perfect for the cat person with a gothic streak, the friend who lives in black, or anyone whose October mood lasts all year. Pair it with a creepy-cute card or a bag of cat treats and you have a gift that gets an actual laugh.

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Materials and specs
- Exact materials, weight and fit for this item are listed in the description above
- Tees, hoodies, phone and earbud cases: printed in the United States
- All-over-print jerseys, tote bags, embroidered hats and knitwear: made to order at our partner facility in Vietnam
How your order is made
Nothing is pre-made. Every piece is made after you order it, so we never sit on dead stock and you always get a fresh item.
- Production takes 1–3 business days for items made in the US, 2–4 business days for items made in Vietnam
- Shipping to any US address is free; delivery time is shown above and in our Shipping Policy
Print quality and care
Our tees and hoodies are printed with DTG/DTF, so the ink sits in the fabric and does not crack or peel the way heavy vinyl transfers do. For any garment:
- Machine wash cold, inside out (hand wash knitwear and hats)
- Tumble dry low, or hang to dry
- Do not iron directly over the print or embroidery
- Skip the bleach and fabric softener
About the artwork
Every graphic is made for Grimwave Club. We do not resell stock art or licensed characters, so the design you wear is not something you will find on a hundred other stores.
Sizing
Our garments run as a classic unisex fit. If you are between sizes or you like a roomier, oversized look, take the next size up.
Compare the measurements in the description with a garment you already own. Still unsure? Email support@grimwaveclub.com before you order.